Tales from the crypt

Someone I know wanted to share some stories with the world, and I shall be her medium, without changing a single word.

One time on the day of the dead something horrible happened, on the day of the dead lots of people were dead, quite a few, there weren’t that many people left in that country, only four people.

The four names were Señora Lupe, y Señor Miguel, Señora Angela and Señor Angel. And those people were very very nice, except one of the people was very mean and very rich, and he never likes to share his money. His name was Señor Angel.
Do you know why he does not like to? Because one day his mother died and the day she died all the pennies were there, she had a hundred million pennies, and she had it because she wanted to be rich, and so why she wanted to be rich is that her father was never rich but, her father told her “be rich when you grow up, be a helpful girl”. So this is how she dies, she got very ill, she had pneumonia and that day she was about to get up to get all her pennies and her money out of the bank but it was too late, she fell and died.
That is the day that Angel had to come to her, but when he found out that she was really dead, it broke his heart because he really loved her. And then he really wanted money because he wanted to pay for another mom. So every day he forgot and snip snap the tale’s told out.

Una vez había un caldero y este caldero no era como los otros calderos porque si alguien se muere ese caldero va a poner ese muerto, niño o niña en él. Y, estaba ahí una vez un niñito caminando por el caldero. El caldero no sabía, no tenía orejas o algo más…