It is good to have one's priorities straight...

"Mommy I need to tell you something" she calls me out of sleep, and continues,
"You know what? When I'm a teenager, I want to be a Home Depot Worker."

"...?!..."

"I'm serious!"

"Ok."

"Mommy, I didn't wake you up, I just talked to you, you were already awake..."

"I suppose that is one way of looking at things."