WA101

Course Description:
Studiously avoid work and hone your procrastinational skills to new and spectacular levels.

Example class:
Sign in to computer and multiple chat programs before getting out of bed. Read RSS feeds from friends and others.

Chat extensively with darling girl in Amsterdam.

Undress, dress.

Upload pictures, rearrange photosets.

Chat with other darling friend in Minnesota.

Ignore excel spreadsheet open on desktop.

Undress a second time, lounge in bed. Take a few picures of the ceiling. Write a bad story.

Think about eating and decide against it.

Keep reliving portuguese romances and dramas with friend across the ocean.

Maintain a side conversation with another friend from Costa Rica. Let her absolve you of guilt before going back to her work.

Get dressed, go to campus. Find a friend to have lunch with for further work avoidance.

Instead of just eating, leave campus and go bowling. Get very sweaty, and sore. Practice splits, both kinds. Speed bowl for an extra push, be at a 77 by 6th frame. Make jokes about playing with balls and getting sweaty on lunch break.

Go to a café do finish work, together. Chat about each student's funny constructions. Give up on productivity for the day.

Start again tomorrow.