sábado, noviembre 19, 2005

Allegory seems to be a family affair

Quoth the child:

"A tiger remains seated"

Once upon a time there was a little girl and that little girl was Little Red Robin Hood. And that little girl was walking along one day and found a wolf. And that wolf was hopping along with his grandma and then it reminded her of when her grandma doesn't like hot days, so she brought her some lemonade and she went all the way back home. Why she went all the way back home was because she loved it, but suddenly she saw a werewolf and that werewolf was so mean! She ran back home again. And then there was a tiger, the tiger was so rockin' roll tired because he ran "hoo hoo hoo hoo" super fast. He got in trouble and sat on a chair because his mom found him and he was running with the wolf and she always told him "never run with a wolf" and he didn't listen. And she put him in a time out.

The End

6 Comments:

Blogger Solentiname said...

Moraleja de la historia: cuando uno es un tigre que se cree conejo, no se hacen tratos con lobos. ;)

4:27 p.m.  
Blogger ilana said...

rowrrrr.

lo más chistoso es que la historia se llamó así, pero no había tal tigre, y le pregunté y dijo que se le había olvidado terminarla. Así cambió el tono por completo la segunda mitad.

Sería divertido hacer un bestiario estilo Monterroso con I.

11:39 p.m.  
Blogger andro said...

Nothing beats a child's imagination. Where in the hell did I leave mine?

2:28 a.m.  
Blogger ilana said...

Quinto,
I think you are pretty in touch with your imagination, myself:)

12:00 p.m.  
Anonymous Anónimo said...

"Rockin' roll tired" is awesome, I am stealing that.

12:37 p.m.  
Blogger ilana said...

I loved that line myself. I don't know where she came up with it from, feel free to steal, but remember to attribute ;)

9:36 p.m.  

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